Masturbation Banned!!!

It is with sadness that Bad Idea Bears Publishing announces that Trekkie Monster’s self-help book “Masturbation: The Medicine of Life” has been banned by the department of Decency and Moral Upstanding for being ‘too real’ and for sharing things which don’t need to be shared with the UK public citing the book is ‘too filthy and disgustingly crude’.
Trekkie is very upset with this new development and commented that if he ‘had any tissues left’, they would be drying his eyes.  Trekkie thinks this might have happened because it was too real… that he had ‘found the secret – the meaning of life’ but the powers that be have ‘strapped a chastity belt’ around his teachings.
The book preached to share how to live a happy and relaxed life using patented techniques from Trekkie Monster himself… to de-stress within and outside of the home.
Though the book has been banned, there are currently excerpts from the book online where Trekkie Monster has been sharing information each Friday at noon.  Check it out at

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