Avenue Q’s Trekkie Monster presents Masturbation: The medicine of life!

B.I.B. Publishers are proud to announce the release of Avenue Q’s Trekkie Monster’s first self help book “Masturbation: The Medicine of Life”.

This exciting first instalment from the soon to be world renowned Trekkie Monster Self Help Series is straight from the think tank in Trekkie’s furry head with the only intention being to help you along on a path to a life of immaculate health. The 1,500 page book will give you advice and guidance in all manner of situations or life issue; giving the reader a comfortable solace in tackling life’s problems with a simple stroke of the wrist.

Inspiration from the book came from years of extensive research on the author’s behalf, spending over 12 hours a day looking into the background of this technique and trying out every different and possible way of assuring this sure to be popular past-time turned healing procedure. Trekkie commented “Me feel that this really digs to the soul of Trekkie. Ever since I was teenage monster, me worked very hard, enduring many sprained wrist and blistered palm for this cause. Me believe my techniques will help people and monsters all over the Earth”.

For more information, please visit: www.medicineoflife.co.uk

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